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Dayungbukar
 Post subject: Kawin lagi
PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:04 pm 
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KAWEN LAGI....

Seorang suami sedang mencari-cari helah untuk membolehkan dia berkahwin lagi.

Antara alasan yang diberikannya:

Suami : Lelaki kawin 3 baru lah sah

Isteri : Kenapa pula?

Suami : Cuba terjemahkan ke dalam Bahasa Inggeris, "satu" is one, "dua" is two, "tiga"

isteri (is three). Baru betul dan sah!.

Isteri : Tapi abang kena faham Bahasa Inggeris, terutama tentang "singular" dan "plural"

Suami : Berkenaan apa tu?

Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural"

Suami : Contohnya?

Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?

Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural

Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang

Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?

Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS, tambah "s" je, kan?

Lepas daripada tu, si-suami tidak pernah lagi berceritakan hasratnya untuk berkahwin lagi...
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 Post subject: Re: Kawin lagi
PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:11 pm 
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padan mukerr kuang kuang kuang ....lom apa apa gik dah kenak :bazooka: :bazooka: :bazooka:

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 Post subject: Re: Kawin lagi
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ekot sis eisya lok... kuang kuang kuang...

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 Post subject: Re: Kawin lagi
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 Post subject: Re: Kawin lagi
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tetak ajak sis nonoi.....

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 Post subject: Re: Kawin lagi
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 Post subject: Re: Kawin lagi
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ku elak tembakan memi lok :bazooka: :blob:

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