1) Buy a good 40 minute porn dvd
2) Draw the curtains
3) Dim the lights
4) Put dvd into player
5) Take remote and walk to couch
6) Undress (total nakedness)and lie down on couch
7) If youre a left hander, take your right hand and place it under your butt
If youre right handed, take your left hand and place under butt
8) Lie hard on hand (which was under your butt)
9) Use free hand to control remote and press play
10) Once the movie starts, throw remote away
11) Be sure to finish the 40 minute dvd without moving your hand (which was under your butt) and WITHOUT using your free hand to masturbate. Whatever you feel, DON’T touch yourself.
12) Once dvd finishes,take your hand (which was under the butt) and start masturbating
Result: It’ll be the best masturbation job ever. almost as good as getting someone to do you for you have no control over your NUMB hand. You’ll have the best laugh after you try.
GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY
